Miss Annie and Miss Suzie

There once were two Southern Belles named Miss Annie and Miss Suzie riding in a carriage on a hot summer day. Miss Suzie says to Miss Annie, “See this pretty carriage we’re riding in? My husband bought this for me.” Miss Annie says, “Oh, that’s nice, real nice.” Miss Suzie says to Miss Annie, “See this fine dress I’m wearing? My husband bought it for me.” Miss Annie says again, “Oh, that’s nice, real nice.” A few minutes later they come up on a large plantation home and Miss Suzie points at it and says, “See that beautiful home right there? My husband bought it for me.” Miss Annie says yet again, “Oh, that’s nice, real nice.” Miss Suzie looks at Miss Annie and says, “Here we are going on and on about all the wonderful things my husband has bought me, what has your husband bought you?” Miss Annie just replies, “He bought me charm school lessons.” Miss Suzie says, “Oh my, what in heavens for?” Miss Annie smirks and says, “So I can say oh, that’s nice, real nice, instead of fuck you.”

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